Reinvigorating a lackluster Tinder profile? Shooting a music video? Giving a speech? Look good with Rent a Short Guy.
No matter the situation, having a short guy around will make you seem taller, more confident–just better all around. Hire me for parties and be strong and cool, or book me for a photoshoot to make your dating profile that much more effective. I also take more special requests, like acting as a personal aide during business meetings or standing next to you on stage during big speeches. At 5'2" I can make shortish people look tall, and tall people look like giants. Plus, with my comedy, beatboxing, and arts background I keep up good conversation, but will be sure never to outshine you in social situations.
-Willing to talk about how great you are
-Will laugh at your jokes, and can write some for you
-Can slouch if you want me to look even shorter
-B.A. from Harvard, but can lie about that if needed
-Able to bring more short friends
-Am mixed-race, so I also bring diversity to the table
Please reach out for a pricing quote: I tailor every booking precisely to your needs. I'm based in Boston but am willing to travel. Looking forward to working with you!